hot-button topic of october, 2005..

the subject of this month's burning question is mike jones: the abnormally successful houston rapper who gives out his phone number on record, shouts his name every chance he gets when he's not repeating lines from the SAME verse, at least twice. my burning topic for this month is:

does mike jones have alzheimer's?

it would make a ton of sense if this were true. let's get his medical records.