list season: the armchair awards.
best song title of 2005: thunderbirds are now- "better safe than safari"
runner up: final fantasy- "the cn tower belongs to the dead"
best waste of time of 2005: date my mom, season one.
most inappropriate line to quote in front of your boss in 2005: "whatcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?"
cultural phenomenon that i totally missed the boat on in 2005: "they ain't ready" by k-fed.
cultural phenomenon that i joined in 2004 that blew up like a biblical event in 2005: myspace
best use of handclaps of 2005: "the not-so city life" by pants yell!
the coolest second-banana of 2005: blake sennett of rilo kiley.
best blatant robbery of a catchphrase in 2005: clever titles are so last summer- "we got the internet goin' nuts" [stolen from paul wall on "still tippin' "]
most OBVIOUS statement of 2005: "george bush doesn't care about black people."
best insult of 2005: "picking on the killers is like pushing a kid out of a wheelchair." -sam of the bravery.
posted by douglas martin @ 6:07 PM
1 Comments:
i would like to take the time to thank mike jones for putting the latest incarnation of kevin federline on "still tippin'" because he knew i needed someone - who everyone from SPIN to PITCHFORK would adore like paris hilton - to permanantly hate for my existance (if not for the shitty personality, for the goddamn metal in his mouth. it makes mr. wall look like he's ten with headgear.
i'd also like to thank all of the wonderful readers of both this blog and clever titles.... for making this statement valid and true. you guys are the shit.
and mr. douglas for being awesome. he rules the school.
i'm out. thanks kids. :)
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