the boy jeezy a riderrrrr...

so, i'm sure you all have heard the news about [overrated] atlanta rapper young jeezy's baby's mom coming after his cash flow. i'm not here to talk about her, although she does get merit for acting like the money she's trying to get out of jeezy is going to go to her kid, when she knows she'll be getting the new jimmy choo joints at nordstrom [shoe dogs, holla at your boy]. the shocking news is jeezy's rebuttal, with his lawyer claiming he's on a $35 per diem.

yes. a $35 per diem.

he's undoubtedly one of the most successful rappers of 2005, so either this is one very awesome lie, or it's a sad state of affairs in the major-label industry. can a fucking human being even subsist off of $35 a day?

word to the hottest jailbird ever [lil kim, dummies], most of these rappers really can't eat without per diem. cold-ass shit, dogg.