what could possibly make the game more hilarious?

The Game: "I got arrested for signing autographs!"

Obviously, the whole story's hilarious. He went to a mall, caused a riot and got arrested. Somewhere 50 Cent is jealous.

By the way, we here at the Armchair Novelist would like to find a picture of the Game with that supposed butterfly tattoo, so come on peeps. Point one of us in the right direction. Please?